The Clock is Ticking

Levi Johnston Peek a booed his “package deal” last week in Playgirl magazine, which now is an online only publication. Here are some of the pictures http://www.popcrunch.com/levi-johnston-playgirl-pictures/ you can click on the playgirl link for all of them but I’m warming…Not Work Appropriate.

I’m sure you’ve heard his name over water cooler talk. In case you didn’t here’s a recap. Levi dated Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol, knocked her up, the world found out during the 2008 presidential election campaign, Sarah lost, Tripp was born, Levi and Bristol broke up and everyone became media hungry.

Levi must realize that he only has 15 minutes of fame and he needs to run this well dry. So what if he posses nude for an online magazine? As long as he doesn’t start running the celebrity reality show circuit, we’ll all forget about him and he can go back to being whatever he was before. Nobody is going to remember him and as long as he sticks to the short term plan he’ll be laughing his way to the bank. That’s if he makes wise investment decisions of course. Given the circumstances, Levi should be accepting all the short term offers he gets (aside from porn and weird ass crap like that) and stock pile it for his kid. This is his chance to make some cash out of a shitty situation. Get in, get the job done, get out, walk away and forget about it.

Exploit the kid…definitely not. Exploit himself…Absolutely.

Apparently he has offers to be on Dancing with the Stars and Survivor so I guess we’ll have to wait and see what he does. (pssst…don’t do Dancing with the Stars). The clock is ticking, he better make a move fast, because he only has a few minutes left.