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Time for a Time Out

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Dear Lindsay Lohan, I’m sending you for a time out. That’s right. Now go find a nice quiet corner and think about what you’ve done to your life. It’s a disaster and you need to go away for awhile and figure it all out. In fact, your entire family needs to go away for a while. I’m not saying you can’t come back to the party. Actually you’re more than welcome to come back but not until after you’ve completed the following tasks. Lay off the booze and drugs…you’re acting like a crazy person and nobody needs to see that. Throw away your spray tanners. With your complexion it’s obvious that you don’t have a real tan so you end up looking fake and trashy. So just get rid of them and go see a dermatologist while you’re at it. Stop Tweeting…NOW…end it. I know it can be addictive, but you need to give it up. Oh and you really need to find something else to wear other than black leggings…please for the love of all that is good…put something else on. Now, I understand that you haven’t worked in a

Are You Popular?

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It’s that time again. The nominations for the People’s Choice Awards were announced today. It’s no surprise that the Vampire genre which consists of True Blood, The Vampire Diaries and of course Twilight are leading the pack this year when it comes to Movies and TV shows. They really should re-name it the Popular Choice Awards show. Sure, the “people” get the chose who they want to win, but that’s based on pre-selected nominees who have been part of either a top grossing film, a hugely rated TV show, or a top selling artist. Basically…the projects that bring in the most amount of cash get the nominations. It’s like a high school student council election. The popular kid always wins the vote. Everyone wants to be friends with the popular kid. Let’s be real. If Slumdog Millionaire didn’t make all that money at the box office do you really think it would have won an Oscar? Probably not, and I’m not knocking Slumdog. I thought it was a brilliant movie. But it was an independent film that

We Have Finally Reached the Acceptance Stage...Let’s be Friends

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Most people don’t really like Kristen Stewart. They find her bitchy, ungrateful, messy and unapproachable. I love this chick.I could be friends with her, easily. She is independent, sassy and fierce and she has her own rockin’ sense of style. Let’s not forget…she’s 19 years old. She’s trying to figure herself out and attempting to do that in the public eye. Can you imagine if everything you did during your University years was publicized on Entertainment Tonight or People.com daily. Or if your relationships, whether they are real or fabricated, were cover stories in gossip magazines. Oh God…how embarrassing that must be.I can't even think about it. It would suck a lot of the time. I completely understand why she is so guarded with her personal life. If you saw any press interviews with her from last year you’ll notice that she was really awkward. I mean, REALLY awkward. It was painful to watch at times. I often did that thing when you feel embarrassed for someone else..you cringe,